Yes, your child is generally a good kid. Unfortunately, today your little darling was a wee bit disrespectful and yes, I chastised this blatant display of rudeness. I hardly think a sharp “Watch your mouth.” is going to leave a permanent scar on your delicate little flower’s soul. You seem to think otherwise. Based on your crazy display of ghetto-fabulous, obscenity-ridden, absolutely ridiculous and oh-so-dramatic protest in the office today, one might have thought I told your kid to fuck off. It is now very clear to me where the attitude comes from. I would have liked to have told YOU to fuck off, but I happen to like my job, and I know that you aren’t worth it. Hopefully your little flower will manage to blossom out of the reach of your putrid example.