It’s finally happened. The romance that has been brewing between Goofball and Attitude Girl for the last 9 months has blossomed into full-blown ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ status. I caught them kissing in the stairwell by the nurse’s office this afternoon. I broke it up and threatened that if I ever again saw so much as the slightest puckering of lips on school property I would drag both of their grandmothers in and describe their naughty doings in explicit detail. They stayed away from each other for the rest of the day. I feel slightly hypocritical doing this since I was busted in the band stairwell making out with Blake M. (resident middle school bad-boy) when I was in 8th grade. Whatever. I’m obligated since I am, after all, a “responsible adult”.